Welcome to a space in which logic and reason are as far away as the Sun, but much closer to enjoyable than listening to Elon Musk talk about anything for more than eight seconds.
Wild, irreverent, and still, somehow, kid-friendly. These batty birds will both delight and confuse the heck out of anyone and everyone unfortunate enough to lay eyes on them. This trio exists in a space somewhere between Bismarck, North Dakota and the 16th ring of Saturn, where things stranger than them are known to occur. They are neither boy nor girl and couldn't be pinned down if anyone tried...so don't. Narcoleptic Seahorse Pigeons...or NSP, for short...celebrates the absurd, the random, and the neurodivergence which makes us all seem much more human than we care to admit.
Roll call!
Rowan (they/them)
Rowan (they/them)
Rowan (they/them)
Rowan's idea of a good time involves activities like bowling, museums and maybe a healthy game of poker. Not being as lively as their fellow compatriots, Rowan often serves as their comic foil. Why does Rowan put up with the shenanigans? Perhaps it's for the sake of not being lonely, perhaps they're a student of psychiatry, perhaps they just have a good heart. Any guess is probably accurate.
RORY (They/THEM)
Rowan (they/them)
Rowan (they/them)
As gullible as they are round and jolly, Rory is especially fond of karaoke. Their self confidence is nowhere near the level of Rue nor Rowan, but it's because of their fellow NSPs that Rory feels comfortable in their own skin. They also aren't known for dealing kindly with fat-shaming - not even for their own sake. Their wild imagination
As gullible as they are round and jolly, Rory is especially fond of karaoke. Their self confidence is nowhere near the level of Rue nor Rowan, but it's because of their fellow NSPs that Rory feels comfortable in their own skin. They also aren't known for dealing kindly with fat-shaming - not even for their own sake. Their wild imagination compliments Rue's energy very nicely. Their favorite book is Gulliver's Travels, which they've read forward and in reverse.
RUE (THEY/THEM)
Rowan (they/them)
RUE (THEY/THEM)
Rue is not only the most self confident of the three, but the most anarchistic. Rue lives by no rules, not even their own. Sly, scheming, and always ready to ruffle the stiffest of feathers, Rue lives for the thrill of simply feeling great. They have neither ambition nor inhibition. They were born in Guymon, Oklahoma. They also don't beli
Rue is not only the most self confident of the three, but the most anarchistic. Rue lives by no rules, not even their own. Sly, scheming, and always ready to ruffle the stiffest of feathers, Rue lives for the thrill of simply feeling great. They have neither ambition nor inhibition. They were born in Guymon, Oklahoma. They also don't believe in flushing toilets, in part because they've never actually used one.